Yes it's time for another bitch session by your's truly. I was only going to do this once a month or something but there's just too much to bitch about.
Okay so i love my little brother in law who is 11 years old. He likes Yu-Gi-oh! of course, and so i take him to the movie since no one else in the family is dumb enough to. I know it's a kid thing and it's a cartoon but come on people, this is what feeds your imagination when your young. However i wasn't expecting a fucking card game for a movie. I thought, hey i like the occassional popular anime movie, let's do this thang!
I haven't played or even seen Yu-Gi-oh! cartoon before this. It was all about this dumb ass card game where the two teenagers with man voices duke it out so they can win the others cards, pretty lame if you ask me. Just another japanese control toon for the youth of the world. Pokemon, teletubbies and now this fucking horseshit! What got me was how all the characters are "friends" and about 3 times in the movie they remind each other they are friends by some gay magic ribbon wrapped on their hands, then tell the Yu-gi they will never leave him and they will always be there to back him up. Immediately following these conversations they just take off and leave him there like hey forget all that friends stick together shit, "we have to save our own ass and hope you do well from far away." God it was GAY! with a capital HOMO!
Fucking cards, how lame is it that this card game is actually real, i mean it's from the same people who came up with that pokemon horseshit. It's a waste of time money and valuable drawing time
what get's me is that the card game isn't a spin off of the cartoon, IT IS THE CARTOON. I mean at least with pokemon people realize they don't actually have a damn monster in a ball so they had to come up with something to simulate that. But now everytime i go to the comic book store i see all these twirps with an axe head thingamajig on thier damn arm with cards playing this stupid game that has no point...oh wait there is a point right?....to become the bestest dumbass timewaster champion of card-dom by using thier blue eyes white dragon god manipulation ass lazer card to defeat the egyptian pharoh of cock in a knock down drag out fight of good vs evil. I mean they use the damn cartoon as a big fucking commercial for the cards, how much of a sheep do you have to be to not realize that they are just after your money and they will stoop to no level in order to get it. POPPYCOCK I SAY!
sorry if this offends, but guess what if it does, your a cock sheep who is a slave to the system and need to pull your life out of the nosedive it is in! HAHAHA! eat that suckas!